Tortoise saves another Tortoises Life

We all have our moments when we feel like we're a hero! Although tortoises never get that chance that much in life. But this tortoise did and he's going to remember it for the rest of his life and he can tell all of his little tortoise friends, "I saved another tortoises life!" In fact, there's the video right there that the tortoise can brag about. This tortoise is just like "I'm the kind of tortoise that goes around saving lives and doing good deeds just for the hell of it!" Hope you enjoy! I sure did.

Epic Mickey

Mickey Mouse was supposed to turn bad in the upcoming video game Epic Mickey.

In this video game they went to turn our beloved Mickey Mouse into a snarling rat and have the player make mischievious choices. One thing that astonished me was that you had steal treasures from a store! Instead of the Mickey everyone loves, they wanted to make Mickey take on a bad look, as if he's naughty.

Luckily Disney was smart enough to change their minds about changing Mickey's image that much. When Disney asked people if they liked the new Mikey, the first person they asked was a tough biker dude and they expected him to say "I love what you guys did!" But he actually said "No! Don't mess with my childhood!" Which I thought was really funny.

I hope they don't make this game. It's going to set a bad example for kids since kids look up to Mickey and we will have more criminals in this world.

Starbucks Coffee

Finally, Starbucks! Finally, finally, finally! STARBUCKS WI-FI IS FREE! WAHOOOOOO! No more $20 per month for wi-fi! Whew, I don't think I can celebrate anymore I'm so happy. Now I can go to Starbucks with my friends with my Netbook and not have to pay $20 to use the internet! The only bad thing now is they're charging $6 for a cup of coffee. Now we have to argue for that! $2 FOR ONE CUP OF COFFEE! $2 FOR ONE CUP OF COFFEE! I hope it works.

Rockband 3!

Rock Band 3 has made a comeback, baby! They made a new instrument you can play, which is a keyboard.

The new Rockband will work just like the other Rock Bands, making players match colored notes that are flowing down a virtual highway. The keyboard isn't just another plastic toy though! Having 25 keys, it plays just like a normal keyboard! It can even be used outside the game, which is amazing!!

The more realistic approach on this game is a new mode that goes along with Easy, Medium, Hard, and Expert! The new one is PRO! Whoa, that sounds legit! Playing keyboards in this mode requires the use of all 25 keys! It's almost like playing the actual keyboard! Rockband is turning gamers into real players without the gamers even knowing!

The Pro mode will be extended into the other instruments as well. For guitarists, you may have to slide your hands up down the neck with all 6 strings! The way you play music on the screen will will still be the familiar colored notes. "You can tell where your fingers are based on technology in the neck and the bridge of the guitar. No buttons," Harmonix PR head John Drake states.

This new Rockband seems fun, hard, and it's actually teaching you something, like how to play the instruments the right way! I can't wait to get it and play it 24/7 with my brother! (I'm a guitar player and my brother's a drum player!)

Spirit Airlines!

$45 to carry on one... just one carry-on bag onto a Spirit Airlines plane! WHAT IS WRONG WITH THOSE FOOLIGANS? Have they lost their minds? They're going to lose all their customers that way. I know they've just lost my business... for good. If you have a family of 5 and each member only takes one bag, it would add up to TWO-HUNDRED AND TWENTY-FIVE DOLLARS! EXTRA! On top of the fare you've already paid!

Spirit Airlines has really been losing it lately. The pilots in Miami, Florida went on strike leaving people stranded and scrambling for alternative flights. Some needed to get home for work, some to pay the bills, and all Spirit Airlines was giving was a 100 point credit! Yeah... they've really lost their minds over there. This is what I call a good way to go out of business.

Pedestrian Hit by Train in Pompano

Now I live right by Pompano, and I'm sure this was in no way, shape or form the train operator's fault. The stupid man that got hit was probably drunk! The train operator probably tried to stop, but you can't stop a drunk man running towards what he thinks is the "light" at 7 p.m! It happened on the tracks south of Atlantic Boulevard and west of Interstate 95.

So let this be a lesson to you people who drink at night! After you drink, don't drive. And if you walk, don't walk onto a train track where the train is coming right for you! Trust me, it is NOT the light, it will bring you to the "light" literally. So make yourself useful, go help out at the oil spill BP caused! I heard they have a bunch of volunteers but not enough! GO! I said GO! NOW! STOP READING THIS. OR THIS IS WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO YOU!

BP Oil Spill

Ok... I'll try and put this nicely for BP...

WHAT ARE YOU BUFFOONS DOING OUT THERE, YOU IDIOTS! THERE ARE DOLPHINS WASHING UP ON SHORE DEAD, AND YOU FOOLS AREN'T DOING ANYTHING ABOUT IT! AND OBAMA, YOU MIGHT AS WELL JUST BE THE NEW GEORGE BUSH UNLESS YOU STEP UP NOW!

Well, that was nice. My whole summer is pretty much ruined now because of the oil spill BP caused. Reefs and animals in the ocean are dying, BP isn't doing anything about it, by the way. Did I mention I can't go to the beach this summer now?! I wanted to go boogie boarding but now I can't go in the water because of the stupid oil from BP. This is probably the worst thing that's happened in a few years besides Sarah Palin almost becoming vice president!